Your Dogs Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions (In February)

 


  1. Happy_DogLearn to read a calendar instead of noting the seasons by whether or not I am too cold to go outside to pee. – Seriously, it’s a little late for resolutions, don’t you think?
  2. Stop stealing food off of the countertops (even butter). And while I’m at it, I should probably stop dragging it all out the doggy door too. People are going to think we’re living in squalor.
  3. Make eye contact first instead of going straight for the butt sniff when meeting new friends. It seems finesse is paramount here.
  4. Find a solution for the reoccurring visits from the “mailman”. I mean I know all people in uniform are bad people, but I can still learn to be civilized and not bite them until they give me a reason to do so.
  5. Think before I begin a barrage of incessant barking at nothing. Maybe I need to wear earplugs? It’s not my fault I have canine super hero hearing.
  6. Distinguish between “tv dog/cat” and a real dog/cat nearby. They are both a threat, but I can’t ever seem to find TV dog OR TV cat, so it’s pretty frustrating for me anyway.
  7. Stop licking myself when others are in the room. My people might be more open to kisses if I’m more discreet about these things.
  8. Perfect the “Sleeping Bomb” fart that I cannot be blamed for. This is one of my deepest pleasures, so don’t ask me to give it up.
  9. Learn to tolerate cats who are dismissive and flaunt their “no leashness.” Such teases…
  10. Focus more on….is that a ball, I smell cookies, is that butter? Wait, what? Gotta run…SQUIRREL!

Now that I’m done with my list, maybe I should have included talking my Mom into taking me to DogBoy’s for some more training! I love DogBoy’s! I sure hope that we’ll be back there soon. 

 

 

 

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