Featuring Jen Larson, KPA-CTP & Clara Scott, CPDT-KA
Concept by Courtney Emken

We got jokes! Next stop our own Netflix comedy special! 😂🤣😂🤣 Real talk tho—our trainers tell you some silly and fun dog jokes that you can use at work, with friends, or at your next party (or dog park!).


– Hi, I’m Jen.

– I’m Clara.

– And we’re here today to talk about some of our favorite dog jokes. So I know we normally do some more serious topics but today we’re just gonna have a little fun. So, Clara, what do you got?

– What do you call a dog magician?

– I don’t know.

– A labracadabrador! So what do you got, Jen?

– So, why didn’t the dog speak to his foot?

– I don’t know, why didn’t the dog speak to its foot?

– ‘Cause it’s not polite to talk back to your paw. Got another one?

– Yup, so what’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A trombone, whomp whomp.

– This one might be a little too much. What do you call a dog with no legs?

– I don’t know, what do you call a dog with no legs?

– Doesn’t matter ’cause he’s not gonna come anyway.

– So.

– Yeah?

– What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?

– I don’t know.

– A cat-tastrophe.

– So, Clara.

– Yes.

– Why does nobody wanna work for a dog?

– Why not?

– Because they hound their employees.

– So Dumb.

– That’s pretty dumb.

– So Jen,

– Yeah.

– Why was the dog stealing shingles?

– Tell me.

– Because he wanted to become a woofer.

– So hopefully you laughed at one of those terrible jokes.

– Yeah, we did.

– We did, we definitely laughed. So hopefully you can tell one to your co-worker, family member, and make somebody smile this week.